PLEASE GOD PLEASE...GET ME A JOB!!!!

Im so sick and tired of waiting and Im sick and tired at looking at jobs at monster.com and other places all day long. I just want a job and start getting to work. I hate the hotel and I hate these customers. I just want to do something that I don't know.........I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR!!!!! God...please...I won't be lazy anymore, my vacation is done and I want to start my career. I need a job bad!!!!!