OMG!! INCREDIBLE BATTLE!!! CASINO VS TOM!!! END OF THE WORLD MEGA SPLASH...OLD LADY HIT'EM UP! RUSSIA 2k4

wow...just wow....today I dodge the a bullet...NO I DODGE A GATLING GUN AIM RIGHT AT ME AND WITH NO ROOM TO DODGE....NOT ONCE...TWICE!!!!. Okay..lets start from the beginning:

Me and Al end up going to casino one day earlier...I guess I was worried that there are no more 5 dollar tables availabe since the last time we went, there were only 10 dollar tables. So End up pulling money out...because I had made alittle bit more this week, but Fucking they fucked up!!! and they paid me a little less, but I dont care..because I will get my money because...damn it...ITS MY FUCKING MONEY!! So me and Al went to the boat and this time we are lucky because there were 5 dollar tables. So throw down my money and Im like "lets partyyyyyyy!!!!!"....well after a few good rolls..things went sour and fast. In fact, I was actually down to 10 bucks. 10 bucks people!!!!! thats -50 bucks...unbelievable. So I made a plee with GOD and said "Please if I make this money back, Im leaving" And GOD saved me....unbelievable, but a few rolls...I came back up to 60 bucks ..INFACT...i passed it. But I got greedy and Im like "IM HOT BITCH...LETS ROLL" and I don't know how...But I kept on losing. Why? or How did I lose? because everything I bet...turn to poop. Literally.. I mean...5 dollar on passline and POOF!!! POO showed up. and they had to clean the poop stain off the table before going on. I mean this was unbeliavable how unlucky I was and I knew god was torturing me. and so I had like 10 bucks left ...again and AL is like "put it on the field!!!! DO IT!!!! DO IT !!!! NOW!!!!!! LETS GO HOME!!!! OMG RUSSIA 2k4!!!".

THIS IS WHEN....THE GRANDMA COMES:

You know how they say GOD WORKS IN MISTERIOUS WAYS. God was the grandma. and guess what ...she's rolling.

roll: 1 ~~~~~10 ....ALL FIELDS...YES FIELDS....how many times did i take advantage...twice. FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!

then I pull out a secret technique...chanting!! When the first number is done...I keep throw my fingers out there to equal that number...example...four...I chant..FOUR FOUR and have 2 fingers out on each hand.

so whats my total: 20 bucks at this point.

grandma rolls: 6, I chant 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 ............................roll 6
grandma rolls 5,  I chant 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ............................roll 5
grandma rolls 9,  I chant 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 ..............................DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND!!!

...I MADE MY MONEY BACK..............YES SHE MADE ME 60 bucks and EVEN...thats 8 ROLLS RIGHT....UNBELIEVABLE.

Im at 70 when she's done, up 10 and so I put away that 60 bucks and play with my 10 bucks. Then my fever roll comes out....THIS ROLL IS MEANT FOR LEGENDS...ONE DAY I SHALL BE THE ONE PEOPLE CALL LEGEND. THE FEVER ROLL ...WORKS AND EVERYONE HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY................casino......fucking pissed like hell. DAMN RIGHT BITCH.....you fuck with GOD...YOU PAY!!!

PARTY 2k4!!! .......................i left the casino up 30 bucks....BATTLE OF THE CENTURY!!! I WIN.

OH YEAH.......AL PLAYED THE FUCKING FIELD...........AGAIN AND THAT MOTHER FUCKER MAID 80 bucks in like 30 minutes and quit. DAMN IT!!! I HATE THE FIELD.