Its so Oregon Trail but not.

people: Eric, Joe, Al, Tomiya

Destination: The Casino Boat

Objective: To make money biatch.

Intial amounts: (eric: 40, Joe: zero, Al: 20, Tomiya : 20)

Al joined the table with 20 bucks in his hands and a glimmer of hope in his heart.........Okay...so I lied alittle. He playing but the table was real cold and you couldn't put any streaks together eventually he lost his money and threw down another 20 bucks. For those of you who can't add...thats 40 bucks of total money. He does pretty good wins some here. Okay Now Im going to stop with his side of the story for now and concentrate on me and Eric.

I joined the same table at the same time (maybe 10 minutes late because the fucking dealers thought I was fucking 5 years old, I mean oh know I guess all those people who checked my ID before going into the casino were all wrong and the dealers can pick out those illegal kids who come in for a quickie) Im staying a float for a while, but eric is putting odds behind his bets and that persaudes me. Listen...The one thing I hate is when other poeple win and I don't. It's like a fucking cancer that eats away from my soul and I need to find some way to cure myself...so I mimic that winner. So in this case I mimiced eric........So I lose my money. I go to the ATM and pull out 20 more bucks (not to mention I get raped with service atm charges) so my total is now at 40 bucks. I playing and playing and eventually I did reach back up to comepletely even but that eventually changed and I was rather at lingerly at 20 bucks below even.....

Okay.....Now this is Eric's part. Eric is the type of person who plays the pass line. That's a common thing for Crap's players to play and of course he likes to put odds behind the more difficult numbers because of the better payout. There was this guy next to me who play something called the field. For all of you who don't know the field..it's a range of number (2,3,4,8,10,11,12) and if you put money on the field and the next roll of the dice is one of the these numbers...you put. If it's not...you lose..Simple huh? The probably is about 44% if you want to technical so about 50-50 chance. Eric is watching this guy next to him play the field and winning. (oh by the way, on the field you land on 2, or 12 you get double or triple to payout respectively). Okay ...back to story, so the guy is playing and winning on the field..this excites Eric and he starts playing the field. Bet number one....loss....Bet number two...loss....Bet number 3......WIN. Now I keep telling him not to play the field because you are betting way to fast and even though you can win alot of money, but you can also lose it fast. It's like saying I can one day FUCK BARBIE GIRL..the possibility is there, but also I'll probably won't. Keep this in mind. (Not the barbie girl...the field you stupid moron). So we weren't getting anywhere and eric is losing money so he pulls out another 20 bucks so he's up to 60 bucks...then he pulls 10 more bucks so his grand total for the night is 70 bucks. We aren't getting anything and eric has about 40 bucks in his hand (so he's down 30 bucks total). and then we see one guy playing craps by himself and we join this guy because we really wanted to roll the dice and so we go over there to play. Al joins us and all three of us are play in the table by ourselves....We will learn that this is the worst thing we have ever done ....in LIFE.


Al ------> goes up to 50 bucks profit at one time........LOSES IT ALL

Tomiya -----> loses all the money.....PULLS OUT ANOTHER 60 bucks..(WTF AM I THINKING!!!!!) so my grand total of pulling out money for the day is 100 bucks, but I end up stopping at 40 bucks so I lost only 60 bucks. ( yeah right only....you know what 60 bucks buys you at HB's......FUN!!!)

Eric ----> okay...this is going to long. Eric comes to the table with 40 bucks (the new table i mean)...plays the pass line and the FIELD. Bet 1...loss, bet 2...loss............BET 10 win, 11 win, 12 win...... Long story short...he starts to win and grows confident. Well....he first lost all 40.....pulls out 20 bucks...and then wins all of his money back so he's even for the day and NOW this is where we know there is a GOD and he made sure ERIC would know that. From 80 bucks.....he's makes more frequent visits to the field and he's also rolling the dice. He's got 30 bucks on the pass line (including odds) and he plays the field... 20 dollar bet ....and the ROLL......8. 20 dollar bet and the ROLL..........8 20 dollar bet and the roll..................6. "This is ridiculous....I know it's coming up" says the angry and frustated ERIC 20 dollar and the roll................7. Loses the field bet and loses the passline bet. Eric loses all of his money. Goes to the atm....pulls out 20 bucks. "ok...Im only going to make money til I get back to even"....plays the field....loses all the money faster than I sneezed...LITERALLY. Goes back the ATM pulls out money.....Makes a run, but loses money to....YOU GUESS IT!!!! THE FIELD!!!!. In the end he lost all of his money and Total amount of 140 dollars and in a 3 day span...he loses.....250 dollars.



oh yeah by the way....... me, eric and al are going back to the boat next week because we'll never learn.


this is why it's so OREGON TRAIL..........BUT NOT