THE RULES OF GAMBLING

Ok, last night out of the anger and grieve for my cubs losing to the WHITE SUX, We decided to go to boat. Little did we know that this gamble would turn sour and fast. While waiting for the 10 dollar tables to dissapear and the 5 dollar tables to appear. I got bored and started gambling. Little did I know that it would be the worst night of my night. As I pull out my money, I see al (the polish punk) go to a more empty table and with him is eric and joe (the spectator). Of course, because I see my friends leaving the table or rather start gambling when I was the only one that wanted to gamble that this time, I join them.

1st bet: craps
2nd bet: craps
3rd bet: craps
(do you see a trend here!!!!!)
4th bet: craps

Me, Al and Eric........Are completely out of money in 2 minutes and some change seconds. This is where we decide to make rules. Before we can make rules we have look at what we want to constraint.

With some and evaluation and we saw a couple things that we normally don't do when we gamble:

THINGS THAT WILL JINX US
1) We brought Joe. Even though this is absolutely, Eric lost 190 dollars, Al lost 90 dollars and I lost 100 dollars every time Joe comes with. Because he is a spectator, it unconsciously puts pressure on all of us to win. To prove in some way that gamble....Is A OK!!!

2) I drove to the casino. This one may be out there, but when I am going with multiple people, I usually don't drive and from now on, I only drive when Im the only one in the car.

3) No Korean music before the big gamble. Do I need explain this?!!!

4) NO empty tables. As much as it is cool to be the only one rolling that dice, you will lose your money faster. You can consider a lonely table like you can consider yourself dipped in blood and thrown into a shark pool. It's not good and you will get bitten.

5) No games before midnight. This may be the most controversial notation of them all because this only dictates the table amount. Before midnight, the amount is usually 10 dollars per table for craps but after midnight, it changes to 5 dollars. Low the table value, the more times you can play and ultimately make better adjustments.

THE OFFICIAL RULES:

Rule 1: Don't bring Joe unless Joe is actually gambling (no minimum dollar amount is needed)

Rule 2: Tomiya will not drive with a group greater than 1.

Rule 3: No gambling will not be done before the clock strikes midnight unless you are willing the face the effects of your risk.

Rule 4: No Korean Music will be played for amusement prior or after the gambling adventure.

Rule 5: No empty tables will be played upon unless you are willing to take the risk.

Rule 6: No whining for more money. You lose your money, you lose your money. You will not borrow money unless you are willing to take the 10% charge on all winning you can make from that amount borrowed and a 30% interest charge for being an idiot for borrowing more money and losing.

Rule 7: No drinking prior to gambling. If drinking is done, must be done outside of the casino bars.

(optional) Rule 8: Come to lose. You are going to play to lose instead of play to win. This way you won't be too disappointed.

Now go and use these rules and if you break one of the rules, then don't say I didn't warn you.

and you must say "Im a complete (Whatever your ethnicity is) Trash whore of a son to my mother and I should die from a death from killer african ants"