OUR NEW HERO?!! Condom Man?

He's durable, he's tough....he's gotten you out of that bind 9 out of 10 times. He's condom man. Actually ...nobody knows what this is suppose to be. Found in a all you can eat japanese buffet in woodfield mall in schaumburg, il. Its the mascot of the TODAI! (the name of the restaurant). What really gets me is ...the fact that it looks like a giant condom. It even has that reservior tip which really makes me believe that this japanese buffet is a secret place where condoms are made..........DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! or the fortress of the solitude for our lonely sperm fighter.

Hope condom man comes and saves you during tough times. Maybe he'll team up with wonder pill.